February 2012
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“I do things like get in a taxi and say, “The library, and step on it.”
– David Foster Wallace (via 4mbivalent)
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Actually I think I’m gonna go ahead and get off Tumblr and go watch Skins.
Please leave me messages.
Also, I’ve queued enough posts to last the duration of Lent (so if you see posts by me, know that I’m not actually on.)
Anyone who may really need to get in touch with me should have the means to do so anyway.
OK.
Bye.
HEY! You should leave me lots of love (or whatever... →
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T-Minus 30 minutes until Tumblr and I part ways for the next 40 days.
wit—beyond-measure:
scriboutvivam:
wit—beyond-measure:
What if
instead of a teacher
I became
a librarian.
I am realizing that i don’t really like kids as much as I like books. Mainly because books never tell me no.
DOOOOOO ITTTTT.
I’m gonna be a librarian.
You can be a librarian.
We could have librarian parties.
I AM REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT.
WE WILL BE AWESOME...
wit—beyond-measure:
What if
instead of a teacher
I became
a librarian.
I am realizing that i don’t really like kids as much as I like books. Mainly because books never tell me no.
DOOOOOO ITTTTT.
I’m gonna be a librarian.
You can be a librarian.
We could have librarian parties.
My theatre teacher agrees that David Tennant is...
andtheechoes:
Best theatre teacher ever. :D
(She also likes Ewan McGregor and Marcus Mumford. :p)
Something is wrong if anyone doesn’t agree with that statement.
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My roommate is allergic to the body of Christ.
I have part of the Taylor Swift/Zac Efron Ellen duet stuck in my head.
But only the part where Taylor goes, “I could’ve dii-iied.” So cute.
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Why am I so smiley tonight?
Nothing has happened.
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“I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable,...”
– Agatha Christie (via starthandingoutstars)
joshishollywood:
So recently a very old post of mine involving a drawing of a whale blew up on 9Gag (for which I was uncredited but that’s to be expected) and I was looking through the comments and there was the usual shit that follows that post including some permutation of “he looks like an Indian David Tennant” and “this needs to be a meme!”
The latter response was met with several...
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“The day he first told me he was starting to disappear I didn’t believe him...”
– Brian Andreas, StoryPeople
What does “ridin’ dirty” even mean?
I JUST CREEPED ALANA OUT.
I OUT-CREEPED THE CREEPER.
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Me: oooooohhhhhh
Alana: That was a creepy noise.
Me: It was just my "I really want to be in England" noise.
Alana: As long as England isn't a person.
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Today is my last day on Tumblr before Lent.
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Oh damn.
Oh, the Summoner just brought it.
“Oh, yeah? The summoner in your story went to hell? Well guess where friars are from? THE DEVIL’S ASSHOLE THAT’S WHERE.”
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The Friar is kind of a dick.
WatchOh, Pierce. Thank you for this.
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I just had a really awkward moment with the lady who cleans the bathrooms and now I never want to leave my room again.
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I had a dream that I was sad and my grandfather kinda popped out of nowhere and said, “Are you free for the next couple of days?” And I said, “Yeah, I guess?” And then he said he’d just bought plane tickets to Australia, and he was taking me there to cheer me up.
And then some sort of subplot emerged about me needing to get something from my aunt’s florist...
There is a blog called Martin Freeman, or a hedgehog?
I really like the internet.
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